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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 10:35

What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Live and Let Die

Dr No

-J W Pepper

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You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”